is thinking that finding somebody to spend the night with is not the problem, it's finding someone you want to wake-up with which is the tricky part.

I don't call it drinking alone. I call it die-hard partying with my Farmville Animals and my imaginary football team.

is not under the alkafluence of inkahol that some thinkle peep I am.

It doesn't matter whether you win or lose - until you lose.

thinks if we all work together, we can totally disrupt the system.

is going outside to talk to the purple dinosaur in the tree house

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